what the heck

September 28 2014, 11pm


smaugwithablog:

do you ever have a nahtp

like a notp but not as strong of a feeling 

just

"nah"

(Source: shaekspeares)


September 27 2014, 5am


theplottinghoofbeast:

otakorner:

Swimming Semes

Haruka no what are you doing


September 27 2014, 5am


5-seconds-of-skinny-jeans:

mom: so… why is he your favorite?

me: [cracks knuckles]

me: [stretches]

me: [turns lights off]

me: [sets up projector]

me: [opens powerpoint]

me: allow me to tell you a thing

(Source: mukesturbate)


September 27 2014, 5am


Now, I'll show you the most incredible sight you've never seen before, right here!

(Source: hharukas)


September 27 2014, 5am


bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you


September 27 2014, 5am


  • Society: DONT HAVE SEX. IF YOU DO THE SEX THEN TH DEATH WILL GET YOU. ABSTINENCE. NEVER THE PPEEPEES TOUCHING.
  • Asexual: I don't like sex.
  • Society: WHAT THE FuCK IS WROnG WITH YOU??? """"DONT LIKE SEX"""???? HOW?? SEX IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED. EVERYONE DOES THE SEX.

September 27 2014, 5am


kristenmastora7:

gallium-knight:

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it

woah.

(Source: the-gallium-knight)


September 27 2014, 5am


*ssssk ssssk ssssk ssssk*


officialcrow:

ah i see youve noticed me walking in my pants made of windbreaker material


September 27 2014, 5am


Tumblr Code.


perchu:

dragon-ass:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is 
image

chrome-orb 2.jpg

always reblog tumblr identification

No stop changing it!

Its “hey I like your shoe laces!”
And the response is “thanks I stole them from the President!”

no its
image

chrome-orb 2.jpg

(Source: aru)


September 27 2014, 5am


buizel:

smellynerd:

im starting to see those “dont use ouija boards for fun they are very dangerous!!!!!!!” posts and id like to ask everyone who reblogs them what its like to be a fucking nerd

this is exactly the kind of post a ghost would make to trick you into using a ouija board. look out kids, the spoops are gettin crafty.